The Noah movie was awful

So I thought I'd 'critically' watch the new 'Noah' movie the other night. Well it sucked, and I got bored...

*Naameh singing hebrew style*

"Naameh, I had a dream"

"Noah, tell me about your dream."

"I shat myself."

"...uh, that's it?

"ARE YOU JUDGING ME NAAMEH?"

"Hey Noah, shut up you'll wake my babies."

"Hey Ila, shut up you're adopted."

"Ugh whatever, at least I'm not fat."

"I'M CURVY AND I LIKE IT!!!!!!"

~The End~